Will wonders never cease!

I know my subjects have been patiently waiting for another post. Marcymommy seems to think planning a wedding supercedes my blog dictations, silly girl. She finally got some pictures up to prove I'm not a complete menace to society. We're going to forget about my attempt to take off the hand of the newest PetsMart employee as she tried to give me a biscuit.

On a more positive note, I mostly carry my tail curled over my back, the ultimate sign of my satisfaction. Or I'm rolled over with my paws in the air in a state of relaxation--don't even think it means submission in my case! I'm still working on taming the resident monsters, mostly by chasing them out the back door when they're already on their way. I really enjoy NatalieMonster and LucyKitten. They're usually nice to me but sometimes LucyKitten thinks my head is something she should grab hold of and try to detach from the rest of me. NatalieMonster thinks I feel more secure if she puts her big head on me. She doesn't read my cue of the muffled growl; maybe she thinks it's her own tummy telling her she's hungry?

I'm still working on getting along with the two-legged kind. Even Pauldaddy makes me wanna piddle on the floor sometimes. And everyone is so tall I still lower myself to the ground when I go to say hi. I tell myself not to, but my short little legs just give way.

A fun new element is that now I get to sleep outside my room. For awhile Marcymommy had left me out of my crate but in my room, but for the past couple of weeks I get to have the run of my castle. Of course, after a long day of peering under a closed door while everyone is away, I'm usually too tired to wander at night. Marcymommy lets me wind down on the bed and then eventually puts me on the floor. Her reasons are that she doesn't want to accidentally squash me and also doesn't want to worry about me jumping off the bed and breaking my already-short legs. It's not a problem except that B.K.Cat and PookieCat are under the bed and their glowing eyes freak me out. I mean, have they ever looked in a mirror?! Well, in spite of the time change, I'm growing weary and need to rest. More later!