Monsters are afoot!

Day 2 in my new castle

I woke in the dark, wondering where was my Angela--and then I remembered. There was apparently war on the other side of the castle walls, and I obviously had been sequestered for my own safety. After my new person came to say good morning and I allowed to her walk with me outside for a little fresh air, we came back to my room for her to serve me breakfast. Unfortunately, the dense girl simply refilled my dish with that dry kibble again. She did excitedly tell me that she had given me filtered water. She needs work, but it's a start.

She brought out those yummy treats again, and while I was enjoying one, I noticed a dark shape looming in the doorway. A giant hairy beast with a big nose, bigger feet, and fiery eyes poked his head into the room. He was quiet and backed away when I insulted him (i.e. barked like a St. Bernard on helium). I could get used to this power. She said it was not a monster, but a German Shepherd who lives here; nevertheless, I think she should immediately contact pest control. And the local steakhouse.